For the record, unicorns are real. We’re not all white and we don’t all have shiny silver horns but otherwise it is all true. Some might categorize us as a special breed of horse with a unique trait: the horn thing. Some of us have wings, but that doesn’t mean we call each other pegasi-unicorns. Do we really need to put a label on it?

This kind of thing is why we hide from the mortal world, with all its inter-species prejudices. That and the whole hunting us down thing. Okay, mostly the hunting us down thing.