V is for Velociraptors

#AtoZChallenge 2021 April Blogging from A to Z Challenge letter V
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Excerpts from a public notice board in the not-so-distant future.

Down with undead monsters!!! Ever since the rise of Resurrection Technology, the world has run amok with undead “pets.” Skeletal and zombie predators represent a serious danger to our ecosystem. They must be stopped!

Resurrection Technology for all! Skeletons don’t kill people. Bad skeleton trainers kill people. Skeletons are not bad unless they are trained to be bad. Me and my kids love our velociraptor pal, Hank. Hank has never hurt anyone! If we outlaw resurrection machines, then only the criminals will have resurrection machines. Think of the children. Think of Hank!

6 thoughts on “V is for Velociraptors

  1. You could replace resurrection technology in those statements and have the very same argument with a few debates at the moment. There’s always going to be people who disagree on everything.

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